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Mom:
I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
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Parents Friends:
How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
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Grandparents:
Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
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School:
Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
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tokomon:
“Did u see her nudes, it only got 3 notes, even after reblogging it twice”

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thepetewentzband:
jennesbian:
my-little-skyscrapers:
sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:
hazelgustus:
literallysame:
liam-gayne:
when you try your best but you don’t succeed

when you get what you want but not what you need

could it be worse

when you love someone

but it goes to waste

and the tears come streaming down your face

best post on all of tumblr, ever
^ you ruined it
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potatoandotherwise:
prettylittledwighthoustonlover:
potatoandotherwise:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
WITH

You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
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rlmjob:
have they invented a shortcut for reblogging without the stupid comments or no???
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oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
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inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
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tabit:
I’m not in the mood to exist
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